
My wedding is just weeks away
Trying to make my legs not nerviously sway
Time is ticking
Pocketbook is taking a licking
Dress is still not correctly hemmed
Calling me in for a fitting again
A bridesmaid just called, can't make the flight
Stand'in is in fright
No doubt my nails will have to be done
Cause right now I have none
Just tried a new hairdo
Will have to have a redo
The stand'in has now come through
For her I order a new shoe
Stress has caused a new zit
Now my original bridemaid calls and can now make the trip
The little twit...