My wedding is just weeks away

Trying to make my legs not nerviously sway

Time is ticking

Pocketbook is taking a licking

Dress is still not correctly hemmed

Calling me in for a fitting again

A bridesmaid just called, can't make the flight

Stand'in is in fright

No doubt my nails will have to be done

Cause right now I have none

Just tried a new hairdo

Will have to have a redo

The stand'in has now come through

For her I order a new shoe

Stress has caused a new zit

Now my original bridemaid calls and can now make the trip

The little twit...